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Maglin view native Patrick Thomas has today been sentenced in the court house. After a lengthy legal process which eventually led to to the man being carried into custody at the ballincollig garda station. The man is pictured above in his natural habit where many of the harrowing acts are said to have taken place. Residents were concerned by his erratic behavior and an anonymous tip off helped the gardai locate this specimen. Found on his phone were numerous Snapchat accounts and several references to young girls and drinking. When asked by a reporter outside the court house his reaction to his sentence of 69 years in prison without bail Thomas simply replied "scenes".
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