Sarah Payne fancies Elliott Dawson TOO much
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Derby girl Sarah Payne, 17, has been found guilty of fancying Elliott Dawson too much. Payne, living in Mickleover, has until 8.00 PM this evening to respond to the charges. If found guilty she may have to go to rehabilitation sessions to lessen her love for her new boyfriend.
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