Cthulhu endorces Alex Hernandez for president
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Everyone's favorite eldritch horror has finally stepped into the political ring, letting the world know exactly who he believes would best lead this country. "Geb f'fm'latgh ngch' Shub-Niggurath fm'latgh sll'ha mnahn'or chrii nnnn'ghft ebunma, h'ilyaa naya wgah'n csll'ha f'grah'n gof'nn uln r'luhyar tharanak" says Cthulhu, loosely translating to "I think Alex is pretty cool, he shouts 'fthagn' and doesn't afraid of anything." Cthulhu followed up with a statement claiming that the indomitable racist pimp, Karl, (last name redacted) would be the ideal vice president.
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