Northern English Boy murders young Girl by foul stench
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A young adult named Samuel Aspinwall, 23 (Student) has been caught in the act of murder.
The Police have said the young girl was found in Samuel's bedroom at 174 Greenhill Road in Winchester. It is believed she died by choking due to the foul stench that came from his armpits to lingering in his room; Another rumour is that she may of suffocated from lying on his greasy 'yellow' pillowcase.
Sam told BBC Newsline to pass a message on "This was an accident. I truly am very sorry to all of her friends and family. I just came out for the sesh and having been sexually frustrated for months I needed to spill my tasty beans in someone. Unfortunately your daughter was the victim of needs. I also hadn't washed in 8 months and the smegma on my penis had created a mould that produced a strong and violent smell in my bedroom"
Some say Samuel will finally wash the grease from his banjo string and others say Sam is willing to finally settle with his favourite boy Jacqueline Chappell, 21, Aldershot.
BBC Newsline
Willie Stroker
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