Hairline back to far and violation of studder parole

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Authorities have arrested 32yr old Tyrone Rowell for letting hairline fall to the middle of forehead and not balding his hair.Suspect is also charged with a violation of studder parole in which he received for refusing to complete sentences without studdering.Mr.rowell also faces charges for not returning to city of Richmond VA to see his homies.At this time suspect is free and faces no help for his hairline nor will he stop studdering anytime soon.

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