Sweeneys wall made shit of!!
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Tallow native Thomas 'Turkey' Daly has been spotted by woodview Park residents taking a shit on Tom Sweeneys wall. Tom, an innocent neighbour of dalys was left reeling in shock as he looked out his bedroom window after hearing commotion and major panic from his garden at approximately 3am. Local councillor John Pratt spoke to youghal bus driver Aidan Daly about the recent allegations when Aidan made a major shock revelation. He revealed he was recently driving a bus back from dungarvan when he stopped the bus for a piss stop on Route back to tallow after creation. As Daly looked into his rear view camera, he amazingly spotted Thomas Turkey Daly staring into the camera as he took a shit at the back of the bus, turkey then proceeded to take off his sock to wipe his hairy hole while slightly damaging his small cut. Woodview residents have now signed a petition to ensure turkey never steps foot in the estate again. If Rumours are to be believed, turkey is currently residing at pussy Palace with his cousin Stephen skip Giles, it's also believed turkey may have information on a missing torch. More to follow in tomorrows bulletin.
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