Cake Murders

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Cake Murders

A Dublin man has been convicted of being a cakeanoide cakeafranic . He became infatuated as to why his marzipan figure wasn't on his lovely mothers 70th birthday cake at a party rescently held in his sisters garden shed . Australian authorities arrested the man after he broke into a Sydney confectionary store and murdered 4 gingerbread men 2 French fancies and a tea time express . Nsw police commissioner Gerry Cardden has made a statement this evening which said " I've never seen anything like this there was fondant everywhere gingerbread house were destroyed and the jam from the donuts was missing " . The man will be sentenced later this year in the high courts and if convicted deported back to his native country .

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