Man Finds Himself In Winnipeg
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A Dublin man who emergrated to Winnipeg to open a bar selling solely bags of chipsticks has come to the realisation that he's actually a scanger . Mark Edward Matthews was born in Bolton and named after the prince of Cheshire moved to a Dublin suburb in the 1980's with his parents . Since then Mark has been trying to find himself to which extent he went through many fashion , music and tattoo phases which included to name a few a scruffy bass guitarist , a wigger in an oversized Nike bubble jacket , a raver with thumb holes in his pvc longsleeve tops and a tattoo masterpiece with full Chinese women faces along his scrotum . Rescently Mark has washed off his free in a chewing packet tattoos and has gone back to his huntstown roots to become the guy he realising he's been all along a scanger . We interviewed Mark for this article and here's what he had to say " since I've shared an apartment with mixer , wacker and Tomo in Israel I've come to be one with my Nike AirMax again " . Mark has since moved back to Dublin where he shares a bedsit with joey Martin and Danny little in Whitestown .
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