MAN GOES MISSING

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A Wigan man has escaped from top security mental health prison in London close, marsh green, he jumped through a bottom floor window of tight security institution and was seen heading towards the canal with arm bands in his pockets, we have received dozens of calls from the public claiming sights of him swimming in numerous water locations, dozens of callers claim they tried to rescue him from the freezing dirty waters, but he refused help and claimed he is saving all the fish from drowning, he also claimed he won't get out the waters until every fish is safe and on dry land, we have pictures of this mentally unstable man confirming it is the man who escaped earlier, we have added a recent photo of him earlier showing the worried public and onlookers just how close one of his beloved fish was close to loosing it's life and drowning, if anyone comes across this man, please don't worry he's only dangerous to himself, please tell him the net is closing in on him and the game is over, his name is Sean unsworth but also responds to LUGS, tell him his story is fishy and his tea is now in pooch

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