Local youth found naked?!
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At 5:45am local time on this day 10/11/16, young Burneside teen Curtis Grainger was discovered by two members of the Cumbria Constabulary policing unit, delirious and without any form of clothing whatsoever supposedly intoxixcated by large amounts of alcohol. Upon being asked what he was doing, he replied with "I thought strippers were supposed to be hot." and then proceeded to get up and dance around until he returned back to unconcioussness. He was later detained and is awaiting further questioning.
Sorry Curt HAHA love ya!
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