Cleveland man wanted for assault at local McDonald's
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It all started this morning when Mizery Jones strolled into the McDonald's located on East 105th st Clair at 10:34 am. He wanted to order an egg mcmuffin but the cashier informed him that they had stopped selling breakfast 4 minutes ago. The man pointed to a sandwich that was just sitting there and asked the cashier if he could have that one. The cashier became aggressively loud and said "nigga get yo fat greedy ass tf out of here begging for breakfast sandwiches we are on fucking lunch". The man became furious. Mizery Jones then reached his hand as far back as he could and yelled out "Bah dah Bah Bah baaaaah" and proceeded to slap the mc'shit out of the cashier. Then he ran into the bathroom and came back out dressed as the hamburgular and stole every quarter pounder with cheese he could find. On his way out the door police greeted him and cornered him. What happened next is unexplainable. He reached into the bag and grabbed a hand full of French fries and sprinkled them over his head while singing "do you believe in magic" and disappeared into a cloud of smoke. Anybody with information about this dam fools whereabouts call local police. It would make you a fucking snitch but fuck it this fat nigga crazy. More news later
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