Abdonible Snowman nails a Cree Man!

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Upon the first snow fall, a Cree Man went up into the mountains to retrieve his decoys. Little did he know, that the mythical creature or being know as the Sasquatch had used his own decoys to lure him in.

"I ran and I ran, but I could hear the big thumps behind me. Last thing I remember, I heard some heavy breathing and I was pinned to a big rock, my pants was gone"

Luckily, the Cree man lived to tell the tale in where he was treated for minor injuries in and around the rectum area. Some stitches and tear required a minor surgery. Despite the altercation, people think he has lost it. No one believes him.

The local sheriff went to investigate and found two pairs of footprints and capture this unique photo.

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