Local DJ kills man for calling him slow
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A Virginia man is under investigation for 1st degree murder. Police say on November 10th, Peter "Guru" Blue got into an altercation with the victim. Witnesses say it all started from a conversation about NBA superstar LeBron James and eventually lead to them challenging each other it a foot race. Instead of actually racing the victim, the suspect started telling the victim that he's "nfl fast" and the victim, "Doesn't know shit about ball." When the victim defended himself, Peter Blue got extremely upset and started to head butt the victim to death. Police say there were multiple dildos at the scene of the crime. On his way to lock up investigators say, Peter Blue shouted "eat da ass crew."
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