Sam Wood had his first gay experience.
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Sam Wood, an 18 year old college student from Plymouth, had his first homosexual encounter behind the back of Lidls in St. Budeaux early last night. He was seen there purchasing some prunes as he wanted to know how it would feel to have some testicles before leaving the store sobbing at 6pm. It was captured on CCTV as an older male approached him and started to compliment him on his non-existent gonads, Sam instantly fell to his knees and gave the man a blow job for his kind words. The man concluded on Sam's face and then began to comfort the 18 year old Plymouth student as he broke down in tears from such an amazing experience. Then the men parted ways. We interviewed him and these were his words: "As Owen Wilson would say, wow, it was incredible. I am definitely homosexual now even if I can't be considered a male due to the lack of balls". Well, you heard it here first, Sam Wood is now an openly gay trans male! Congratulations!
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