Local man arrested for child abuse
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Local man Keith Ray also known as P Lickedem Ray to many on Facebook, was arrested this morning on charges stemming from Thanksgiving day.. Apparently the food he cooked was so good that the children suffered extreme"Itis" and couldn't get outta of the bed for days due to the fullness of eating such great food. Bedford county Sheriff Department has pressed charges against Mr. Ray stating that he shouldn't make such delicious food for kids to consume!!! Please be aware this man is extremely dangerous in the kitchen and friends and family should reframe from eating his food due to it could cause extreme Itis which would cause you to be out of it for days at a time. More details will be released as they become available.
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