Phelans Dream Comes True

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Thursday 02 December 2059 29163 Shares

Yesterday at 12:30 pm, UFC fighter Conor McGregor offered out young up and coming Ashton street fighter Jacob Phelan with a record of 3-0-0. Phelan will fly out to Vegas next month to finalize the paperwork and will see Phelan earn 3 million which is massive upgrade from his paperround in which he currently earns £20 a week for doing 6 days work. The pair have agreed that if Phelan wins he is able to suck McGregor off whilst being fisted in the arse by the Irishman which will be the biggest achievement in his life other than fire cadets. The pair have agreed on wearing toe pieces for the fight which will also include a halftime game of soggy biscuit and a side of bukakke. Phelan will entering the octagon to Foggy Dew with the Irish flag in the background. In response to this McGregor said he will one bomb the ferret whilst Phelan will be trying to use his massive fucking gnashers to get a good grip on the Irishman during a grapple. His wife, Hannah Phelan, will be attending the event along with the rest of the fire cadets who said "If Phelan loses he's a failure to firemen around the world" Other than this, his family including Kath, Pete and his great grandma who was in the government (don't tell anyone) will also be in attendance.

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