Ormskirk Man Arrested In MDMA Warehouse Bust

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Ormskirk Man Arrested In MDMA Warehouse Bust

A 24 year-old male and his girlfriend have been arrested upon suspicion of intent to supply class A drugs to Edge Hill University students. The couple who live in Ormskirk, Lancs were apprehended by police upon information provided by an anonymous source who regularly observed suspicious activity outside the couples property. The man named as Danny Cummings was running what can only be described as an MDMA warehouse within the residential home he rents with his girlfriend. The couple are both being questioned by police after it is suspected a third party is involved in distributing the drugs, who is only known this far by the name Tristan. Upon full cavity search of Danny's anus it was found that there was residual semen from the night before belonging to "Tristan", which then led to his arrest also.

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