Ben swift gets triple faded
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Local vape kid Ben Swift was arrested again on counts of being triple faded and public nudity. He was said to be smoking 8 marijuanas and drinking tons of beers. When asked about his actions he had replied to police saying "I'm high of marijuanas, beer, and life. I'm triple faded." Swifty tried pulling a swift one and ran from the police, only to be tackled to the ground moments later and with a nightstick up his anal cavity. He threatened to pee on everyone if they didn't let him go but the police put him into custody anyway. Swifty is being held in a bond of $420,000 and awaits notice to appear in court.
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