Velcro
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Today, two local skinheads: Jayden (14), Lewis (6), were caught stealing condoms from Poundland. They were then seen applying them in KFC at 13:01. If you happen to see these 2 men, please dial 999 and shout 'Velcro' at Lewis; he will automatically be triggered by a wave of flashbacks, and run the fuck away. However, be cautious as the two are armed with a butter knife each.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.