Black ass woman wanted in connection with chicken robberies

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Tuesday 16 August 2059 19218 Shares

Hammond IN.

You figure a chicken restaurant would be a safe place to go under normal circumstances. Unfortunately thats no longer the case!!

Kirbi Washington also known as "Kirbs da word" is being sought by local police for her involvement in as many as 10 chicken restaurant robberies over the last several weeks. Normally safe establishments such as Kfc, Popeyes, and Hooters have been ransacked. We interviewed one of the servers at Hooters, who wishes to remain nameless. She described "Kirbi" as a "mean hungry ass black nigger" Kirbs mo consist of ordering as many as 20 pieces of chicken at a time, she then pays for it. Once her order is ready she grabs a fork and demands her money back. At the local Kfc witnesses state Kirbs screamed out " Monkey lord I can't fight but I will poke the fuck out of you with this fork" Officer O'Leary of the Hammond police had some advice for local restaurant workers. "If you encounter Kirbs please don't try and apprehend her yourself,simply throw her a few pieces of chicken and run to the nearest phone!!! Dial 911 don't be a hero!!!

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