SWAN THREATENS MAN
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A swan today went on a rampage behaving in a threatening manner to numerous members of the public whilst bringing traffic to a standstill on the m25 , 'It was going mental, the bastard hissed at me' said one scared onlooker, another bystander said 'i nearly shat myself sideways'
in one instance the swan even tried to hold up a truck while 30 illegal immigrants tried to get into the container of custard. 'i think it was helping those syrian terrorists' said mrs B, from essex. 'honestly, it has ruined my whole day. i just went to get some kit-e-kat for my tiddles as he wont eat that foriegn shite from lidl's ' she exclaimed.
the lorry driver who was worried for his life said ' i thought i was going to die, i never felt so alarmed' while fighting back a flood of tears. 'all on the mouth of christmas too' he further exclaimed. the pictures tell a frightening tale. 'this will stay with me for life' he whinged while rocking back and forth.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.