Wanted by the RCMP
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Evan Roberts (18) aka Cum Bucket
Is wanted by the RCMP for sexually assaulting himself with a garlic coil
Early Friday morning. Police say that he is a frequent and feisty offender. If anyone knows the whereabouts of this person please contact the RCMP, so that we may put the garlic coil back in the freezer where it belongs.
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