Year long manhunt ends with suspect I custody.
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Suspect was apprehended the morning of January 17th 2017 wanted on multiple counts of theft and grand larson. The whereabouts of the suspect were unknown, until we received a tip from an anonymous caller says Chief of police Wilfredo Ramirez. On August 29, 2016 he entered lovers lane and started stuffing a grocery bag full of the dildos that was on display. When confronted by lovers lane personnel, suspect demanded he wasn't leaving until he got the vibrator 5000 sperm shooter When they refused he yelled bitch its my birthday and fled the scene. Tipster had also reported that, suspect who's real identity is unknown but goes by the street alias "Beanie Black", was seen at his residence numerous occasions fiddling with the stolen merchandise. After the interrogation suspect admits to being the anonymous caller and calling police on himself.
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