Alien spotted on Donabate beach.

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In the early hours of the morning at around 4am a malnourished alien was found roaming the Donabate beach naked. Witnesses say he looked like the famous alien "Paul". His ship was found nearby in a caravan site filled with ironing boards and waterproof jackets. It has been seized and brought to the Malahide Garda station where experts are examining the alien technology of ironing waterproof jackets. When the alien was spotted it is reported that he kept making hand gestures. The Gardaí believe that these signals were him thinking the sky was jelly. Lead investigator Alien "Fogals Nanny" Callaghan has stated that she will not be commenting on the incident. Here is a sketch of the alien that was spotted. Please be on the lookout for this menace to society.

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