The Lion Queen!!?
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Earlier this month it was announced that Simba the Lion was getting a sex change. A fortnight ago, Simba went and done just that. We as the public are now required to refer to him as a HER. And if that's not enough, she went and had her name legally changed via Deep Poll to Simbette.
Simbette, known for her immaculate performance on Disney's award winning film 'The Lion King', went and flaunted her new body in rival newspaper 'The Sun' by becoming their page 3 model. The public went wild - they absolutely loved it! Shame the same could not be said for Simbette's deceased father Mufassa.
Mufassa has a subscription service from 'The Sun' which allows him to get the paper up in Heaven. However, all was not rainbows and smiles as he spotted his daughter's body slapped on the third page as she posed in an erotic way. Mufassa came down as a ghost and forced his daughter into becoming a nun and devoting her entire life over to Jesus Christ.
We are still awaiting a statement fro My Simbette and Mufassa himself on why he came to this decision. You heard it here first, guys.
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