11 Year-Old Honda CBR Still the Fastest Bike in Town

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Louisville, KY: the 2006 CBR1000RR was a class leader and innovator when released over a decade ago, but how is it holding up now?
"Holy shit man, it just kept pulling and pulling", said John Stennis, a local Bugatti Veryron owner who was recently gapped.

"Man, those things can get fucked. The guy on Craigslist swore up and down that this Yamaha could handle one. Last night he put 6 bikes on my R1 and wasn't even at WOT"- Local Rider

"I was pretty excited to have my 2000hp vette finally dialed in on the new tire setup, and then 3 minutes later one of these bikes came along and bussed me so hard I put it up for sale."

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