Trump to be executed via 'sick g-forces', White House officials announce.
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President Trump was greeted with the news today by White House staffers that his dealings with Russia have compelled the nation and its people to find him guilty of treason and be put to death via execution. The method chosen was to be swung ever faster on a large centrifuge built specifically for the execution. "It's gonna be rad" said White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. "The Big D is gonna hit some sick g-forces, man." Trump was unavailable for comment.
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