Deb to Challenge Sir Guy's Bid for the White House

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Deb MsPetal Benson, of Fetlife and Facebook fame, and licensed, certified NastyWoman, has brokered a deal with the current Jefe Ejecutivo to take over the White House.

"Well, when I read the news that Sir Guy de Brownsville was trying to cut a deal, I knew I had to act fast. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and we're good friends, but we've already had a black man as prez. It's time to get some nasty black womanhood up in there. I can sign executive orders with the best of them. Plus, as Head Honcho of MMNY, I outrank him," said Deb (aka Ms Petal) in a statement to the Associated Press early this morning.

Deb further told AP that once she takes over she intends to bring back radical nasty womanism and is already shaping her cabinet. Some people on her consideration list include Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, former First Lady, Michele Obama, and former First Daughters Sasha and Malia Obama. Also, as part of the deal she has made with MPG ("Mr. Pu$$y Grabber) Melania will be released from captivity and gradually reintroduced back into real life after she's been fed some meat, injected with fast-acting antidepressants and reprogrammed to love and respect herself.

Said Deb, "I see great hope for this country with my new administration. We're going to deport MPG and Sewer Rat Barbie. We believe they'll be happier elsewhere. Maybe Saturn. It's bigly and has nice rings. Awesome place."

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