Two Local Heroes Stop Late Night Riot, One Stabbed in in Face, Other Stuck in Versace Shirt

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FEB. 21, 2017: CINCINNATI, OHIO- Two local men are being hailed as heroes for stopping a late night riot at a Springdale area pool hall. Two men were arguing over a wager, when suddenly friends of both men escalated the situation, and a brawl ensued.

Two local heroes, known simply as "Big Mike" and "Buck" jumped between the two warring factions in an attempt to calm the melee. Immediately Big Mike was smashed in the face with a cinder block, yet he still managed to knock out seven of the fighters.

Buck made a valiant effort, but was taken down, pinned to the ground, and forced inside a 90's era Versace silk blouse.

Police are still looking for suspects and if you have any information call CRIMEBUSTERS.

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