NEW FERRY OPENS MULTI BEAUTY PARLOURS
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It's been reported today that there is going to be a fifth Beauty Parlour in the Hamlet of New Ferry. 16 year old Lurpak, a local resident said, ''It's just what we need'', '' My 7 year old daughter Kentucky FC, is also over the moon.'' ''That means we can pick where we want to go when we're on our way to Spoons for Brekkie and a Lager''. Another resident Spudulike (pictured) was quoted as saying, '' I hope it's next to the pub, I can pop out for a couple of minutes and get my Tache done while I'm waiting for one of the kids Dads to get back from a busy days shop liftin in Town''
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