Dumbledore Cast!

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After a long and exhausting search, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore has finally been cast!
Jasper Lloyd, 21, from Bristol was cast after months of scouting and was said to be the perfect replacement for the aging Michael Gambon.
"While fans of the movies may be skeptical at first, they will soon come to love the ferocity and swagger that the 'J Man Dog' brings to the big screen"says producer David Heyman.
Author and Screenwriter J.K Rowling had this to say about the casting "As soon as I was told about about the casting I just knew it was the perfect choice, I think I'm in love!"
Actor Rupert Grint was reportedly stunned by the news, exclaiming that"the appointment of the J Man Dog will live in the hearts of many for centuries to come!"
Filiming is scheduled to start in mid-July and with the J Man Dog already cast, this film is expected to be massive, with Oscars already being predicted for the film. Actor Geoffrey Rush, who plays Captain Barbossa said to Playboy magazine "Give him an Oscar, arrrr!"

Jasper is up for many awards already for the 91st Academy Awards, including best Actor, best supporting actor, and best beard, which hasn't even been invented yet!

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