Merced County Ass Eater on the Loose
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A man who goes by the name of "Oscar Almighty" has been allegedly seen around the Merced County area terrorizing beautiful woman. Suspect was as the kids say "eating ass" otherwise known as performing analingus to unsuspecting women. If you or anyone you know has a large buttocks be aware you/they might be a target. If you come across the suspect proceed with caution and call your local authorities.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.