Local man breaks record for hugest cock on record!!!

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Chauvin, LA - A local man is surprised to know he now holds the record. "I always knew it was big, but this was unexpected!" said the extremely manly, David Jaubert. "I would post a picture, but I don't want to embarrass other guys out there. Remember, it isn't the size, it's the moti...HAHAHAHA. Wait, no, it is the size! Too bad!!!"

Next up for the well hung new celebrity is too break the record for longest continuous turd without a breakage. We wish him luck in this worthwhile endeavor. A true hero for all of Chauvin.

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