NASA to send first man to Jupiter
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NASA have today announced their plans to send a shuttle containing 8 men to Jupiter. The plan, expected to commence in January 2019, will see the first man step foot on Jupiter. The leading astronaut of the Shuttle XV Pedalion, Mr J Man Dog, today released a statement to the public "Today is a proud day for the human race.
Dogs of America, dogs of Canada, my dogs, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of the dogs fails, when we forsake our fellow dogs and break all bonds of fellowdog,
but it is not this day. An hour of dogs and shattered J man, when the age of dogs comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
This day we will find new hope for the human race!!!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the Dog!!!"
What followed stunned the world. People all around America were kneeling down at the J man Dog's feet.
This is a proud day for America.
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