700 Stolen Hats Retrieved from Local High School
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Investigation in Holly High School has lead to a discovery, finding over 700 confiscated hats originally belonging to students in the school, all stored within a secret dungeon in the assistant principal's office. The assistant principal in question, Derek Lindsay, has made no comment on the matter, however many students have testified, saying Mr. Lindsay did indeed unlawfully take their garb. He is notorious for stealing the hats of the students, inspiring a multitude of school-wide memes, making it very likely he did indeed take the hats, as well as a few other belongings. Students Yo-yo's, and hats, and peace of mind we're all confiscated and hidden in the secret room, and are now attempted to be given back to the original owners of these items.
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