Middle-aged Muslim Woman Threatens Eyebrow Threader
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Sahar Almarzooqi, 37, a female from the UAE was arrested on Friday, March 11th, 2017 for public intoxication, crystal meth possession, and aggravated assault on an eyebrow threading specialist. Investigations are currently taking place, but it seems that the issue resides because Almarzooqi consumed a large amount of alcohol and did a hit of crystal meth before proceeding to Leila's Beauty Salon for her annual eyebrow threading treatment at 6:17 p.m.
Almarzooqi has been sent to a laboratory in North Carolina for further testing for STDs and potential of transmitted retardation. In the picture you can see Almarzooqi as innocent, kind, and with eyebrows on fleek', but don't be tricked by her facade. Underneath that makeup are asymmetrical eyebrow arches and a deep 5 o'clock shadow. Local authorities are warning residents to beware of her treachery and stay indoors (except to go to the gym because Almarzooqi obviously doesn't).
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