Student Suspected of Being a Human-Amphibian Hybrid At Belleville Highschool
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After many sightings of student Calvin Johnson showing physical traits, characteristics and behavior of amphibious origin, the local police have been holding an investigation into the further phenomenon reported of the Belleville Highschool student. Local residents of Belleville have also came through with descriptions of a half-human half-duck billed like creature roaming the local highschool pond and Belleville lake. Witnesses have seen him feeding on the wildlife such as fish, birds, and even insects as he continues to reside in the environment. Some locals have even reported pieces of siding and shingles missing from their homes with teeth marks and signs of chewing while describing the creature responsible for such actions and crimes as a duck hominid letting out growls and hissing at them while galloping away. Many people believe he is also responsible for scratching peoples cars and other vehicles while harassing children and senior citizens at parks, playgrounds, and funeral homes. The hunt for this mysterious half creature half student is still currently an ongoing event and plans on capturing the suspect are imperatively important for the safety of the local Belleville residents. A potentially even larger issue is a very similar sighting had occurred nearly a year prior in the city of Birmingham, Alabama. If such a suspect were to enter this largely populated city, it can put the lives of thousands at serious danger.
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