ALERT:TWO CRUSTY HOES THREATEN LIVES OF ALL CHARELSTON IL RESIDENTS
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DEADLY FISHY-FUME SUPER AIDS ALERT FOR CHARELSTON IL EVACUATIONS TO BEGIN IMEDIATELY
Some call it the ellis stinch, some refer to it as the fish smog, whatever you want to call it doesnt change how deadly it is. Scientists have traced this deadly gas back to two sources marrissa and maddie ellis. They beleive these sources came to be a long time ago when each of the carriers decided they love all dirty dicks in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Although you must abandon your homes due to the fishy crusty fumes emitting off of the ellis family there is hope in the future due to more people being educated in safe sex and abortions. Remeber if you do not evacuate the fumes will give you super aids and your dick will explode. Stay safe America.
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