Cedar Rapids terror alert
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There has been a sleeper cell attached to isis found in Cedar Rapids Iowa, they claim to be known as the "marion police department" beware of these vigilant bastards. They will make you fuck sheep and other stuff you won't enjoy, recruitment is being seen rampant at local walmart stores. This is very common amongst the dreary poppy fields what iowa is well known for. Isis is a serious threat and if you see one you must pull your dick out for harambe and if you don't have dick you must find the one closet to you.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.