FAIRCHANCE MAN ARESTED ON BEARD CHARGES
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Uniontown Pennsylvania: 3/16/17
Local fairchance man has been charged today with what police are called "gratuitous beard growth" Andrew Lee Stevens Myers will face these charges in front of the honorable judge fudge on Monday, Mr.Myers was unavailable to comment due to obligations to appear as "sparkle whiskers" at club 231, we will have more on this story as it unfolds.
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