Local Chicago lesbian wanted for questioning
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Local chicago native that we arnt sure is a guy or a girl was caught running down lake shore drive today buttnaked asking for the kfc bucket on the roof. "We have no way of telling this persons gender so were going to callem Pat" said one local police officer, who vows to never sleep until the streaking man/women is in custody...any body with information about this person should contact animal control immediately...suspect is to be considered armed...legged...and extremly horny
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