Is Chris a pussy?
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Local reports about a boy in Virginia have started to come in from locals.
Plagued with a small penis, he regularly plays video games in his room where he can get away from all the ridicule. We had a chance to speak to his girlfriend about the matter and this is what she said
"I am truly worried about him. All he does is play video games and peruses pathetic attempts to get in my pants"
At this time, we have no other info to report but please stay tuned for more once we upload our exclusive video of the boy crying as his friends pick on him in the KIK chat.
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