Intoxicated Midget Arrested for Twerking on Carmichaels Town Square Flagpole

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Jordan Weaver, 26, of Aleppo, PA. was arrested on Saturday, March 18 for allegedly dancing while nude on the "town square" in the borough of Carmichaels. Borough police said Weaver was visibly Intoxicated and smelled of Alcohol while suggestively dancing at the landmark in the early morning hours of March 18. When apprehended, Weaver was seen in nothing but a green sequin thong, which quickly came off. He was yelling "I am a f@king leprechaun," witnesses say. The little person tried fleeing on foot, but was quickly tasered and apprehended without injury. Weaver is being held at Greene County Jail, awaiting arraignment. His hearing is scheduled for April 4, 2017 before Magistrate Lee Watson.

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