Would you F*k a Sheep? Suspects steal from Zoo

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From the hit movie Jay and Silent Bob, Jay was the one who asked and quoted "would you f*k a sheep". Eyewitnesses reported that they seen Jay and Silent Bob stealing a monkey and a sheep from a zoo. "He said that he was the leader of the clit, he was the master of the clitters" says Alvin "Sweet Dick Willy" Johnson. Providence police are setting boarders to make sure that the two suspects do not make it across and are apprehended by the boys in blue. Now the question is will the sheep f*kers get away with? Stay tuned for more tonight on eleven (11/12c) on eyewitness news.

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