Vacation
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I will be leaving Crockett Texas to move to the island of Canada.. it's a small island off the coast of no children. There are men all around with fans and margaritas in hand. I will have my own private Mansion beach house with a full bar with monkeys that serve. If you want to reach me you will have to contact my butler Hobson.. (from the movie Arthur)
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