Have you seen this goth?
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Ewan Barlow, resident of Belmont, Durham is wanted in connection with offences made on the 4th, 11th, and 18th of March respectively. Mr Guendouz, 19, is suspected of playing load heavy metal music at emo bridge in the area of Durham City Centre. He also went round scaring tourists by screaming "I am Goth" in a low pitched goth voice. Any information regarding the whereabouts of the suspect would be greatly appreciated, should any member of the public retain this information, contact Durham Constabulary immediately.
Please stay away from him and do not encounter as we dont know what this goth is capable of, as we have heard he sits in all day and watches dave on television.
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