Local Man Moves to Texas. All Hell Breaks Loose
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Even Maximum Cornwell, 23, has reportedly ran away to an unknown suburb in Texas, according to The Daily Bout That.
I'm just really sad. I have no one to play pattycake with, or sings about the night time to" Anon Guzuntightbro said in a comment obtained by the paper.
Eron Chef'emup, Editor of The Daily Bout That, couldn't not be reached for comment.
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