Sacriston man caught dogging on local Fells
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A Sacriston man is tonight being questioned about an incident which happened last night at Waldridge Fell. The area which is popular with nature lovers and dog walkers alike, has a shadier side with it being rumoured to be a meeting site for opportunistic adults looking for sex with strangers within their vehicle.
The local man, believed to be a 60 year old ex-jockey, cricketer, footballer, stunt biker and male escort was arrested last night after walking to the dogging site hoping for a lucky rendezvous. Sadly the only luck he received was of the bad variety as he foolishly tapped on the window of an unmarked police car with his flacid penis shouting 'do you fancy a bit youngin?' After the incident, the policeman who was shook up is believed to be recovering at home with the support of medical staff. Police enquiries continue...
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