Muslim Trump Supporter Wanted For Grabbing Women By Their P****
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After weeks of being on the run for elderly pornography, Iowa City, Iowa's Kenton Dial has managed to hit headlines yet again. Earlier this morning around 5:30 a.m. in the Hoover neighborhood Dial allegedly, went on a p**** grabbing spree. Several witnesses and victims were eager to share their versions of the Trumatic experience.
"I felt violated. He licked his lips as he clutched my nickerbocker. My grandkids won't stop crying", says Maryldean Johnson of Lemme, Iowa City.
"I've only been a woman for 6 days and Trump and this pervert has made my life a living hell! I want my d*** so I can kick his ass!" Explains DaJohn Butler of Mann, Iowa City.
"Sh*t I don't even have a p**** and the n*gga chased me for 20 minutes!" Shouted James Carter of Hoover Iowa City.
Dial is still at large was last seen with retired soul singer formerly known as Bobby Womack, commonly known as Nicholas Pipes. If you have any information please call 1-800-363-Nutz.
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