Test Technician in Local Train Factory Given A Caution for Pulling having Sex with Multiple Women
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Paul Soakell, Newton Aycliffe, was released from police custody today with only a caution after being known as "Preditor Paul". He was given this name after stories were leaked by an anonymous source that informed breaking news 365 that he had been caught luring unsuspected beasts to his Black Ford Fiesta after he had finished his shift at a Bar as a Doorman, in Durham Coty Centre. The Beasts in question are yet to male a formal statement, however ot has been revealed that he used his fathers local watering hole as a base to begin his sexual escapades.
We urge anyone who has any information about "Predator Paul" to contact us immediately on 101.
Paul can be described as 5ft 6, mexican chin strap, and can often be seen with coulds of vapour coming from his mouth.
Please approach with caution, as he is very dangerous.
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